Saturday, September 18, 2010

Afk for a few days

Hey guys. I'm going to be gone for a few days and I'm going to miss you all so much! I'll post some goodies when I return.

While I'm away, here's something to hold you guys over: a list of some of the best sites for deals and bargains.

Woot: An wonderful site where if you don't act quickly to snag the deal, and I mean immediately, you'll miss out. Simply amazing. Here's a secret, is the friends and family version where you can get even better deals. Mmmm.

Groupon: Ever wanted to eat a $40 meal for only $20? Or go go-cart racing for free/half the price? I highly recommend you guys peruse this site before entering the town for your daily cuisine and hoopla.

Zappos: Who doesn't like shoes? This place is a godsend for shoe lovers.

And of course I can't forget the two enormous communities that have saved people, including myself, countless hundreds of dollars, Fatwallet and Slickdeals.

Fatwallet and Slickdeals will offer some of the best deals and bargains and deal discussions you'll ever be able to get your hands on.


Thursday, September 9, 2010

Useful MAC programs!

So I decided to make a small list of Mac programs since I've already made a PC one.

Boot Camp: This is possibly the most powerful program a Mac can have. This baby will let you run Windows. Cheers!

 Clam Xav /// Intego Virus Barrier: ANTI VIRUS. If you're one of many who think Macs are immune to viral activity, I feel so damn sorry for you. The FACT is Macs are susceptible to viruses. If you don't believe me, GTFO!

Colloquy: IRC. Need I say more?

Namely: I, like many people, dislike Mac's folder system. It sucks. Balls. So instead of flipping through the folders, I just search for whatever I want. Use the short cut to enable Namely search, type in whatever you want, boom. Simple.

OnYx: Your Mac slowing your life down? Is it taking forever to boot up and/or launch a program? You probably have too much junk. Use this. Every week. Make your Mac happy.

Perian: The Combined Community Codec of Mac. If you have trouble watching .asf .mkv .mpg etc..., then you need this. IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE! NO JOKE. CAPS MEAN IT'S TRUE.

Roxio Burn/Roxio Toast: Heard of ImgBurn or Nero? Yes, these are the Mac equivalents but actually better. Damn jolly good.

Service Scrubber: Run this once a month.

Sizzling Keys: For iTunes fans. Use keyboard shortcuts to navigate playlist or whatever without having to leave your current window.

smcFanControl: Don't let your Mac overheat! Don't let your $650 go to waste! Use this all the time.

Transmission: If you really dislike uTorrent, for whatever awful reason, you can try this Mac compatible bitorrent program. It's quite an elegant program really.

Vienna RSS: For the Facebook-er, Myspace-er, the lurkers, and subscribers to faux news, this is for you.

Want more? Go Here. Top 100 Mac Apps - Chris Pirillo

I need not tell you to use these programs at your own risk. Read EVERYTHING before deploying these programs. Some will f*ck your computer even though it's designed for good simply because you failed to do adequate research.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Useful programs to have on your computah!

Ashampoo WinOptimizer 6: Similar to System Mechanic but won't jack up your sh*t. And it's FREE. Go get it! *Also try CCleaner if you're too slow and couldn't get this for free. Just as good.

Combined Community Codec Pack: Can't watch those .mkv .avi .mpeg .asf .mp4, etc... files of pr0n you downloaded? You need this. It even comes of Windows Media Player Classic.

ImgBurn: You never know when you want to "backup" your Madden 11 onto a dual layer DVD or "backup" that Bluray movie/game.

NOD32 AV: Solid AV program. I've used almost all the antivirus programs out there including Norton AV/security suite, McAfee, AVG, Kaspersky, Avast, and Symantec, and NOD32 blows all these out of the water.
Why? NOD32 doesn't hog system resources like Symantec or Norton (POS had a few memory leaks which started to drain my memory of 600megs) or label your special files as viral (check Kaspersky, McAfee...). It's quite user friendly (by user friendly I mean noob friendly). Constant definition updates though nothing can protect your from zero day baddies.

Peerblock: Do you torrent? Might want to look into this. It won't completely protect you from prying eyes but it'll at least stop the boogey man from scaring away your PC.

Skype: Call your friends. Live chat with them. Send free text messages. Seriously, why are you even paying for texting?

Utorrent: Clean. Simple. Does what it's suppose to do which is to torrent. If you want a million addons and miscellaneous wares, get Vuze, Azureus 8.0.


Decaf: If you don't know what this is, you don't need it.

Truecrypt: If you don't know what this is, you don't need it.


For Firefox users, Foxyproxy is very useful.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Daily Deal: Apple Macbook $799 @ Frys(Can't be shipped) &&& $850 @ Ebay(Can be shipped)

I'm not a fan of Macs myself but there are people who just love them. This is for those people.



Frys has the Apple Macbook (not pro) for $799 + tax. If you're a mac lover, you should probably jump on this opportunity. Supplies are limited.

System Specs:
Intel Core 2 Duo
2.26GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 3MB on-chip shared L2 cache running 1:1 with processor speed
1066MHz frontside bus
2GB (two 1GB SO-DIMMs) of 1066MHz DDR3 SDRAM; two SO-DIMM slots support up to 4GB

13.3-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit glossy widescreen display with support for millions of colors

NVidia GeForce 9400M graphics processor with 256MB of DDR3 SDRAM shared with main memory3
Extended desktop and video mirroring: Simultaneously supports full native resolution on the built-in display and up to 2560 by 1600 pixels on an external display, both at millions of colors

250GB 5400-rpm Serial ATA hard disk drive;


If you're one of the lazier people who don't want to drive to get what you want, here's another deal that can ship


New Macbook for $850


Datavision is an authorized Apple dealer.

As always, read everything first before purchasing. Don't blame me for your stupidity. Otherwise, enjoy!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Monday, August 30, 2010

Daily Humor (I think)

The Frogs in the Pit
Author unknown

A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around the pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the unfortunate frogs they would never get out.
The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit. The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead.
Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and simply gave up. He fell down and died.
The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could.
Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and suffering and just die. He jumped even harder and finally made it out.
When he got out, the other frogs asked him, "Why did you continue jumping? Didn't you hear us?"
The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging and cheering him on him the entire time.
The frog asked, "That is what you were doing? Right?"

Daily Deals.

2010 DEAL ON !! NFL Ticket / Superfan for FREE - 5 months of Premier for $59.99-Current Directv - YMMV

 credit: Fatwallet

Panasonic Blu-Ray Player $88.88 at - free shipping, expires 9/2

 credit: Fatwallet

Post in comments on what kinds of deals you would like to see and I'll try my best to find them.

Together, We Raise One

It has been decided! For the lulz, for the pleasure, for the fun, for the sole purpose of displaying our power, for whatever you want it to be, we have decided to play God!

Let us band together and catapult this young one to fame; to glory if only to be under our name! Spread the word! Her name is Lillian Villines. Make her known throughout the cosmos.

Lillian Villines Lillian Villines Lillian Villines Lillian Villenes Lillian Villenes Lillian Villenes Lillian Villenes Lillian

Sunday, August 29, 2010


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The Locusts Have Run Rampant Greed Frothing from their Mouth

My b.rothers. Heed my call and hear me; lend me your ears! Our precious and limited resource has been jeopardized by the taint of the greenhorns and their lust for grass; the grass we slaved ourselves to nourish and grow. Though I dare not presume to declare it our grass, we have devoted far too much energy into its life to allow it trampled upon and its source destroyed by the greenhorns' ignorance and stupidity!

The greenhorns have invaded our motherland through her myriad chan.nels and have b.rought with them their primitive and undeveloped minds. They incessantly bombard and solicit for visas in the b.ossoms of our motherland. They seek to join our order with their eyes of upon the bountiful field of green only to carry with them the diseases and ticks and the wolves and parasites that will eventually destroy our beautiful creation. We CANNOT allow this to continue!

Brothers, I ask you to spread the message; to educated the headless masses! Educate them of their wrongs. Educate them of their ignorance. But most importantly, educate them of their destructive actions. What they are doing will not only hurt them but will also hurt us. However, we will open our arms and bring them into the order. But ONLY if they cease what they are doing immediately and follow our path and guidance into our green pastures.

With our weapon, the E.F. Ganon, we will sink one fang into the heart of the beast that is the greenhorns and rid them of their livelihood once and for all! B.rothers, don't fail us now!

P.S. E.F. Ganon only has one fang.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Camel and the Bear

There once was a hungry bear who bragged about how fast he could eat. Tired of hearing him boast, Fat and Turdy, the camel, challenged him to a feast.
All the animals in the mountains gathered to watch. In the mountains.

Bear gobbled down the table for a while and then and paused to rest.
He looked at Slow and Steady and cried out, "How do you expect to win this race when you are eating at your slow, slow pace?"

Bear stretched himself out alongside the chair and fell asleep, thinking, "There is plenty of time to relax."

Fat and Turdy ate and ate. He never, ever stopped until he came to the end of the table.
The animals who were watching cheered so loudly for Camel, they woke up Bear.

Bear stretched and yawned and began to eat again, but it was too late. Camel finished the feast.

After that, Bear always reminded himself, "Don't brag that you're a hungry beast, for Slow and Steady won the feast!"

Friday, August 27, 2010


Keep it short and sweet. Don't be greedy.  Be loyal to your followers and they will be loyal to you.

Batteries depleted...

Need food. Recharging!



Tuesday, August 24, 2010


In the abyss lies an ocean full of turbulence; its waves swelling; crashing into the foremost regions of their psyche. In its wake lay the corpses of the dying breed. With no sense of self nor sense of awareness, they shall forever remain at its mercy.